BANANASUTRA

Creepy Con Meme

When the con becomes the meme becomes the president.

'Cause you're just a weird Duck / Yeah, you're such a creepy Dick.

Lyrics

You wobbled in like a con meme
Squawking on whacky bold lies
An orange creep, a felon scheme
Just a strange scam, baby cries

'Cause you're just a weird Duck
Yeah, you're such a creepy Dick
A waddling fraud, a lame quack
Your nonsense is so damn whack

How’s your crowd size, little ducky duck, who's in line?
Can we make jokes great again, all you do is whine
You squawk, you flap, thinking you’re slick
But you're just a slimy prick, a dirty old trick

You croak on about the great, all we hear is quack (quack quack)
A slimy dumb duck you are, a scam on crack (quack)
"You're fired!" so get off our back (quack)
Okey ducky, it's time to pack (quack)

'Cause you're just a weird Duck
Yeah, you, a creepy little Dick
A prick, a greedy soul, felon in a gold suit
A hack, a fake, a shameful fool to boot

Aw chuck, you old Duck
Definitely not the one
You’ve outrun your luck
Okey ducky, we’re done

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