Creepy Pasta (What The Hella)

(Creepy) Byte by (creepy) byte, the internet raised us. What the hella. Pass the pasta.

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[Intro]
(Creepypasta,
what the hella?!…)

Creepypasta, preach it, masta,
Meme disaster, scroll it fasta.
Byte by byte, the fables grow,
Truth’s the light that makes one glow.

[Hook / Early Chorus]
Creepypasta, creep it darker,
But what’s your point, who’s the creeper?
Copy, paste, erase, repeat,
Fear ain’t sweet, bon appétit!

(Creepypasta,
what the hella?!
Creepypasta
feed the monsta…)

[Verse 1 - Slenderman]
Slim silhouette in a swindler’s grin,
Sells salvation from original sin.
Evil suit, authority chic,
Moral code gone freakin’ bleak.

[Verse 2 - Jeff the Killer]
Smirks so sly they swallow shame,
Viral villain, branded name.
Smile for the crowd, cruelty’s cute,
Worship the wicked, whacky suit.

[Verse 3 - Siren Head / Mandela]
Sirens sing state propaganda,
Faith’s a tactic, it’s banana.
Echoed lies, social media bliss,
Truth eroded… what is this?!

(Creepypasta,
what the hella?!
Oh ooh la la,
Creepypasta)

[Bridge]
If fear’s our folklore, who’s the fool?
Why build a church to ridicule?
Are we priests of parody?
Or memes of God’s absurdity?

[Chorus]
Creepypasta, creep it faster,
But who’s the pawn of what master?
Copy, paste, erase, repeat,
Scorn ain’t sweet… bon appétit!

[Outro]
Creepypasta,
what the hella?!
Creepypasta
feed the monsta…