Freedom Fries

The fries were never French. But(t) the freedom? And what about the Fasc!st Fries? It's complicated.

Lyrics

[intro]
Excuse me, mam, excuse me, sir,
Did you know, it’s quite a blur…
Belgium took the golden prize,
When it comes to frying fries!

[verse]
Fact-check the humor, wrong wars galore,
Belgian lore, we can’t ignore.
Freedom fries? Oh, what a joke!
Let’s keep the history’s heavy yoke.

[pre-chorus]
Why are Belgian fries so damn fine?
’Cuz they’re the crisp of the line!
How to make a Belgian go loco?
In a round room, fries in the corner! (Hey, whoa!)

[chorus]
In the land of ketchup free,
Patriots cheer for liberty!
But knock-offs rule with spite,
No real fry in sight!
Freedom fries, oh, can’t you see,
They’re a greasy parody!

[verse 2]
Proud jocks of the House of Spite,
No reprieve from the food fight.
Serve up lies with fries on the side,
False facts, and pride worldwide.

[bridge]
Rhetoric hot, yapping loud,
Jocks in suits, heads too proud.
Mocking, blocking, facts all junk,
Political fries served with funk!

[chorus]
In the land of ketchup free,
Patriots cheer for liberty!
But knock-offs rule with spite,
No real fry in sight!
Freedom fries, oh, can’t you see,
They’re a greasy parody!

[banjo solo]
[Sultry Banjo Loop, hypnotic vibes]

[verse 3]
Junk jokes, sarcastic and cheap,
Proud mockers can’t go too deep.
Logic’s lost, but punchlines soar,
Souls unrefined, fries on the floor!

[outro]
In a land that’s lost its bite,
Fries may never get it right.
Freedom fries, forever spun,
Greasy tales have just begun…