Hammy On Clyde

[Intro]
They say trouble walks on two legs…
But mine’s got four, and loves to beg
His name’s Hammy.
Hammy on Clyde.

[Verse 1]
He’s a brown-eyed bandit, a bed-hoggin’ prince
Took one look, and I ain’t been sane since
Floppin’ ears and a Gumby in his teeth
Tryin’ to break that toy’s neck, sweet canine grief

Howlin’ at sirens now just for fun
Waggin’ like no gangster owns a man
He don’t talk, but you feel what he means
With a wiggle and a woof and a pee on your jeans

[Chorus]
That’s Hammy, Hammy on Clyde
Flyin’ through the air with that swagger and slide
Soft like a whisper, wild like a tide
Needy, sweetie, king of the ride
Yeah, he’s Hammy… Hammy on Clyde!

[Verse 2]
He’ll follow his people with a rhythm so sweet
Sniffin’ dreams off the sidewalk, and pissin’ on deceit
Little dog, big soul, and a loyalty loud
Waggin’ his tail on the beat, feelin’ proud

He’s got zoomies in his bones and jazz in his feet
When he’s runnin’ the block, man, the rhythm’s complete
Clyde’s his kingdom, the hydrants his throne
And every blade of grass? Smells like home

[Chorus]
That’s Hammy… Hammy on Clyde
Guardian of snacks and neighborhood pride
Got a bark like a rebel and a cuddle inside
He’ll lick your face and steal your guide
Yeah, he’s Hammy… Hammy on Clyde!

[Bridge]
He ain’t no gangster, he’s better than that
He’s a therapist in fur, with no baseball hat
Wears a tail, and when it wags, silly, you’re healed
No tricks, just treats. That’s the realest deal

[Final Chorus]
That’s Hammy… Hammy on Clyde
Love with no leash, mischief that don’t hide
He’ll sniff out your sorrow, and walk by your side
A four-legged legend you can’t override
Oh Hammy… oh my Hammy on Clyde!

[Outro]
So if you’re ever lost in San Rafael’s tide,
Look out for a blond with a goofy stride
Listen up for his paws
And Gumby gone outlaw
Doggy love pride!
Hammy… on Clyde.

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