Hi, My Name Is (Not Celine Dion)

Hi, my name is... not Celine Dion. (But she inspired me.)

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V1:
[Intro]
Hi, my name is… hi, my name is… who? 
Not Celine Dion

[Verse]
Hi, my name is… hi, my name is… who? 
Not Celine Dion
Not French, not American, just silly human, uneducated vraie femme de la belle vie
Camus said it’s absurd, but all I know is dunno, no thing, no wait.. why? what? who? Woohoo woman
Who knows who cares … my name is… not Celine Dion

[Chorus]
Some say half a century gotta be celebrated and I agree history matters, but oh boy, birthdays are like age, overrated, hehe
But who knows shit about fuck anyway?! Hi, my name is… who? Not Celine Dion!

[Break]
[Instrumental: fun psychedelic interlude]

[Verse 2]
Dancing through life, a kaleidoscope dream
Not fitting the mold, not part of the scheme
Laughing with Albert… who? It’s absurd, wink wink but wait who? Yeah, she read Camus… with a wink and woo
Who knows my name? Hi, my name is not Celine Dion 

[Pre-Chorus]
Half a century of questioning for the sake of learning and Whirling and twirling in a psychedelic haze of wait what when were you born?

[Chorus]
Great fool, Born on a Sunday, 
purring fire roaring surrounded by
Lions, Tigers, half a century today, 
yay, this gotta be celebrated
But who knows my name is who? 
Not Celine Dion!

[Bridge]
Hi, my name is… hi, my name is… who? Not Celine Dion
Living absurdly, a free-spirited queen
Not French, not American, just somewhere in between

[Interlude]
[Instrumental: hypnotic ]

[Verse 3]
Camus said it’s absurd, so she went dancing in the street
Because who knows who hi, aw, boo boo, ain’t that sweet?
Hi, my name is… hi, my name is… who? Not Celine Dion

[Chorus]
Great fool, Born on a Sunday, 
purring fire roaring surrounded by
Lions, Tigers, half a century today, 
yay, this gotta be celebrated
But who knows my name is who? 
Not Celine Dion!

[Outro]
Hi, my name is… hi, my name is… who? 
Not Celine Dion
But wait why? What’s the point of a song? Ding dong, ha, woo, nobody really knows, let’s all sing along
Hi, my name is… hi, my name is… who? Not Celine Dion

[End]

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V2: 

[Intro]
Hi, my name is… who?
Half a century of lessons learned and worth,
Naked from my mommy’s womb,
A wanderer in life’s grand symphony,
A gypsy soul under a starry sky,
Camus says it’s absurd, but I still try.

[Verse 1]
Sartre whispers, “Existence is essence,”
Dancing in life’s strange presence,
Not from here, not from there, just everywhere,
With a quirky smile and a gypsy flair.

[Chorus]
My name is… who? Not Celine Dion,
Flowing through life with a whimsical song,
Not Canadian, not American, not French,
Just a soul who lives in life’s wild trench.

[Interlude]
[Instrumental: Jazz guitar with a hint of psychedelia]

[Verse 2]
Absurdity in every note I sing,
Existential musings in every string,
Gypsy rhythms with a twist so sweet,
Laughing with Camus, tapping my feet.

[Chorus]
My name is… who? Not Celine Dion,
Flowing through life with a whimsical song,
Not Canadian, not American, not French,
Just a soul who lives in life’s wild trench.

[Bridge]
Hypnotic jazz, under a moonlit sky,
A gypsy’s laugh, as time passes by,
I am, I am, a cosmic twist,
Not on any list, but oh, I exist.

[Chorus]
My name is… who? Not Celine Dion,
Flowing through life with a whimsical song,
Not Canadian, not American, not French,
Just a soul who lives in life’s wild trench.

[Outro]
So here I am, not Celine Dion,
Laughing with the stars, dancing till dawn,
A whimsical flow, a quirky parade,
In this gypsy jazz, where life’s a charade.