Presidential Joke of The Year
The crowd size joke. The presidency that became one.
Lyrics
[Intro hypnotic psychedelic acoustic contrabass] [Verse 1] Oh man, what a blast, that joke, did you hear? Obsessed with crowd size, i choked, oh dear So good, true story, Donold’s basic plot So loud, so petty, old ducks quack a lot [Chorus] oh boy, the joy, that joke, big presidential crowd’s roaring higher and higher, laughing so hard oh dear, oh my, Presidential humor ain’t a rumor, Obama’s just so clever, a blessing, a wizard The old Duck’s all wrapped up in a loop of murky muck Oh wow, chuck, blessed irony whoop whoop yucky duck, [Verse 2] Obama knew, he called it right Pointed out the joke in plain sight He’s trippin’, slippin’, lost in space Crowd size fantasies, what a disgrace [Chorus] oh boy, the joy, that joke, big presidential crowd’s roaring higher and higher, laughing so hard oh dear, oh my, Presidential humor ain’t a rumor, Obama’s just so clever, a true wizard The old Duck’s all wrapped up in a loop of murky muck Oh wow, chuck, blessed irony whoop whoop yucky duck, [Outro Soft Drums] Oh boy, dearest Barrack, thank you for the cheer Whoop whoop, joke of the year, the winner’s clear [End]
