Seminal Bollocks

Who fact-checked the prophets? (Nobody's answering.)

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[Verse 1]
Reach out and touch a book
Claims were made, take a look
Prophets, saints, eternal bliss
Who fact-checked all this?

[Pre-Chorus]
Feeling lost? They wrote it down
But where’s the editor in this town?
Righteous words, shining bright
But who’s been vetting what’s wrong or right?

[Chorus]
Your Seminal Bullocks
Preaching the gospel without a basis
Your Seminal Bullocks
All these promises, who’s tracing?

[Verse 2]
Miracles, plagues, divine control
Eternal truths with no patrol
Who said the waters parted wide?
I’m asking for receipts they tried to hide

[Pre-Chorus]
Got no faith in what’s unbacked
All these claims, yeah, they’re intact
But what’s the source, and what’s legit?
The footnotes, please, don’t make me sit.

[Chorus]
Your Seminal Bullocks
Preaching the word like it’s gold-plated
Your Seminal Bullocks
Turns out your proof’s kinda outdated

[Bridge]
Turn the page, read some more
It’s like they forgot what facts are for
Who said it’s all divine?
Did they ever fact-check the timeline?

[Chorus]
Your Seminal Bullocks
Telling tales, who fact-checked that?
Your Seminal Bullocks
So sure it’s true, where’s the stat?

[Outro]
Reach out and touch the myth
Question it, don’t just go with
Reach out and question the source
Seminal Bullocks, don’t take it by force