Trump Derangement Syndrome ™

[Intro]
Attention good citizens
Deranged Daddy's out the den
And his decrees exclude
Thinking for yourself again

[Verse 1]
Public health alert ’s a jerk
For brains that ain’t yet berserk
Symptoms rhyme with twisted curse
Knowing history, and worse

Sneezing at hypocrisy
Coughing at autocracy
Diagnosed for literacy
Shame the truth, screw transparency

[Chorus]
You’re so not sick
He’s just a dick
Serving shit cake
Make no mistake

Duck’s out on a jail break
Freakin’ freaks’ hell trek
The urge to puke out the deep fake
Syndrome nom nom, please stay awake

[Verse 2]
Cognitive dissonance spinning wild
Feels like justice got defiled
ICE and cages, kids on trial
Empathy’s a threat? That’s vile

Decrees done with no consent
Facts are gagged by the President
Nausea rises with each lie
Expect to choke when morals die

[Bridge]
Bragged he grabbed them by the crown
Signed a law to shut speech down
Mocked the good praised all the wrongs
Murdering rights and all our songs

Stress rises at every shout
When Jingo ducks’ waddling out
Look how he flaps with fascist flair
Why scream? Because we care.

[Chorus]
We’re so not sick
He’s just a dick
Serving shit cake
Make no mistake

Duck’s on a jail break
Freakin’ freaks’ hell trek
The urge to puke, far out, deep fake
Syndrome Nom Nom, please stay awake

[Verse 3]
When truth’s redacted and rights retracted
Constitution ghosted, twisted, gone, shredded,
You’re not delusional — you’re reacting
Stay sane — hear the words, world’s quacking

Calling out a revolution
Isn’t madness, it’s the solution
If you dream of saving grace
Please stay awake — not out of place

[Outro]
Ordo is woke
King’s no yum joke
Pope Leo, Hello
Preach Amoris, bro

Spit out that cake fake
Say no to fake
There’s no right lane
Wrong is just insane