
Waldo's Atheist Tango
Waldo danced the atheist tango. Nobody found him. He was fine.
Audio
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Lyrics
[Verse 1] In a world of sin and saints, I’ll paint my life with no restraints. Who needs a sky full of gods above, When you’ve got jazz, and a bit of love? [Chorus] Spin the atheist tango, twirl on the floor, Who needs heaven? I’ve opened the door. To a cabaret paradise, right here on earth, A dance of delight, a bohemian rebirth. [Verse 2] Existential cocktails, shake ‘em with flair, Sartre’s in the corner, despair in the air. But I’m dancing with reason, a jive with fate, To the blues of existence, no divine debate. [Chorus] Spin the atheist tango, sway with your soul, We’re more than dust; we’re whole in the hole. In a cabaret carnival, we’ll spin and we’ll shout, With each step forward, we’ll figure it out. [Bridge] In this cosmic cabaret, who knows what’s true? It’s all up for grabs, for me and for you. So let’s drink to the chaos, the joy, and the pain, With a wink to the cosmos, and a nod to the rain. [Chorus] Spin the atheist tango, dance with the stars, Who needs a god when the music’s this far? In the cabaret cosmos, we’re all divine, Singing the blues with a twist of the spine. [Outro] So lift up your glasses, and toast to the night, To the atheist tango, and the quest for the light. With a cheeky grin and a jazz-infused soul, We’ll dance our own path, and we’ll make it whole. —- Version 2: “The Gospel to be” Verse 1 I searched for God in the Holy Book, But all I found was a preacher’s hook. I built my church in my own mind, No pews, no rules, just words that rhyme. Chorus Make your own Bible, take your own stand, A trumpet blast, a marching band! In the gospel of me, I’ll be my own man, Dancing alone, but with the whole band. Verse 2 I read Nietzsche and Sartre with a glass of red, Hemingway and Camus in my bed. Why follow rules from the days of old? I’ll craft my truth in stories bold. Chorus Make your own Bible, write your own song, Find where you’re right, admit when you’re wrong. In the gospel of me, I’ll sing my own tune, Howl at the stars, and laugh at the moon. Bridge Life’s a cabaret, a cheeky little dance, Between fate and free will, a game of chance. No need for a savior, no holy decree, Just the jazz in my soul, setting me free. Chorus Make your own Bible, dance with your doubts, Whisper your secrets, and scream them out loud. In the gospel of me, I’ll find my own truth, Lost in the rhythm, defying my youth. Outro So let’s write our scriptures, line by line, In the book of our lives, it’s all divine. No priest, no prophet, just the words that we speak, In this holy cabaret, the strong and the meek.