Who Needs A Big D?

Who needs a big D? (The answer is funnier than you think.)

Audio

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Lyrics

[Verse]
I don’t need a fancy car,
Don’t need to be a superstar,
Just give me a place to rest my head,
With a loyal pup beside my bed.

[Pre-Chorus]
You can keep your shiny bling,
And all the flashy things,
Just give me a little love,
And a pocket full of dreams.

[Chorus]
Because who needs a big D?
Ha ha, hey well, not this lady.
All I want is a good dog,
See I’m just a humble frog,
I refuse to feed the liars,
Woo, just say no to dope,
All I need is some dollars,
Boo, wish me luck, to cope.

[Verse 2]
Some folks chase after the fame,
But to me, it’s all the same,
I just want a simple life,
With my dog and a bit of pride.

[Pre-Chorus]
You can keep your golden rings,
And all the glamour it brings,
Just give me a loyal friend,
And a love that never ends.

[Chorus]
Because who needs a big D?
Ha ha, hey well, not this lady.
All I want is a good dog,
See I’m just a humble frog,
I refuse to feed the liars,
Woo, just say no to dope,
All I need is some dollars,
Boo, wish me luck, to cope.

[Bridge]
Life’s too short for all the fuss,
Just need someone who loves us,
A good dog and some cash in hand,
We’ll build our own wonderland.

[Chorus]
Because who needs a big D?
Ha ha, hey well, not this lady.
All I want is a good dog,
See I’m just a humble frog,
I refuse to feed the liars,
Woo, just say no to dope,
All I need is some dollars,
Boo, wish me luck, to cope.

[Outro]
Yeah, who needs a big D?
Not me baby, can’t you see?
All I want is a good dog,
And your dollars, ya know, so we can cope.
[Fade to End]