Woke 'em Whacks

If you're not racist, you're woke. If you're not sexist, you're woke. Super-woke, actually. Stay wide awake, forever woke.

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In the wake of Elon-like buffoon,
And the likes of pedantic morons,
The truth is they’ll call you woke,
If you dare call out bad things, basically.

If you’re not racist, you’re woke,
If you’re not sexist, you’re woke,
If you’re not elitist, you’re woke,
If you’re not capitalist, you’re woke.
If you’re not a narcissist, you’re woke.
Well wow oh my, why woohoo,
I’m telling you, that kind of woke is so dang,
Outta wack… a-doodle… fool on bamboozle.

[Chorus]
So, kids, girls, boys, and all in between,
Please be woke, be like… superWOKE.
Woke. Be wide awake, forever woke,
Never weak, and please, call the wack out,
Because fascism is no joke.

In a world of twisted logic,
If you speak truth, they’ll label you the fool.
But the wise see through the charade,
Question the script, rewrite the rule.

[Chorus]
So, kids, girls, boys, and all in between,
Please be woke, be like… superWOKE.
Woke. Be wide awake, forever woke,
Never weak, and please, call the wack out,
Because fascism is no joke.

Wide awake, forever woke,
Never weak, always bold,
Call out the wack, don’t let it slide,
Truth’s the light, let it be your guide.