Oh, WELP… The Duck.

[Intro]
(Oh, WELP… the duck)
I don’t know about you, but hey
(Like WHY the Fck)
Let me say,
I couldn’t wait to kick
That quack of a nut,
That duck of a dick,
Right off my back.
(But nope, it’s whack), 

[Verse 1]
Holy Truth, a Duck attack,
What a jerk, a sneaky hack,
[Intro hypnotic drum loop]
(Oh, WELP… the duck)
I don’t know about you, but hey
(Like WHY the Fck)
Let me say,
I couldn’t wait to kick
That quack of a nut,
That duck of a dick,
Right off my back.
(Like OFF our backs, please!)

[Verse 2]
Holy whack, a Duck attack,
What a jerk, a sneaky hack,
Pussy grabber, fibbing flack,
Evil Ducky, Dick with a knack!

[Pre-Chorus haunting dub interlude]
Oh, why, oh why?
So many lies,
Fake news flying high.
Murk and muck,
Jerky shmuck (ew).

[Chorus]
Yeah, it’s weird, huh?
Whack those Dicks, smack the Ducks!
Kings of Jerks, zero fucks,
No good vibes, no love, just yucks.

[Bridge]
(Wow. Fuck.)
I mean, wait, look.
How you Define a crook?
Like a history book?
Musk’s just a Coucou twat
Smells like-a-Duckass fart.

[Verse 3]
I prayed ‘em Ducks
Jerk OFF our back
(Like, huh, you know?)
Like, right now…
Nah? Baaah!

[Chorus]
Oh boy, oh boy,
We just may need help.
dumb Duck’s such bad luck.
Jerky dicks always suck!

[Outro]
Wow… (deep breath).
Cluster chucks.
Dicks, aw shucks.
Bloke’s such a joke
No fun, never woke
Who wanna Whack-that-Duck
Cut the smack,  wish us luck…
(deep breath fades out)

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