Tweeting from the Throne

[Verse 1]
I got jackboots on, my fingers ain’t small,
Hear me stompin’ loud like I’m runnin’ it all.
Walls ain’t cheap like them plastic blocks,
Sent the bill down south, now watch it rock.

Golfin’ greens at Mar-a-Lago,
Grippin’ on power like a late-night show.
Truth loud, yeah, I stand so tall,
Hubris high, made the mighty crawl.

[Verse 2]
Called ’em gates, called ’em borderlines,
Praised “freedom” while I taxed their dimes.
I ain’t Nixon, I just play the part,
Ban the books, keep the minds in dark.

Shamed the “left” with a dirty wink,
Called it “stink” just to make ‘em shrink.
Burned the facts, lit up the flame,
Told the crowd it’s a patriot’s game.

[Verse 3]
Sold ‘em Bibles made overseas,
Slapped on rights for some extra fees. (Mwahaha!)
Ripped the tags that showed the source,
Blamed the press with no remorse.

Blessed the bling, fake news gone wild,
Lied with a grin and a polished smile.
Truth? Just twist it for the show,
Roll that tape and let it go.

[Verse 4]
Said women should hush, just nod and obey,
Told the rainbow dreams to walk away.
Fake Elector Kit™, I got that plan,
Rigged the game with a sleight of hand.

Built a PatriotCam™, low-cost lens,
Snitchin’ on folks I once called friends.
Call me fool? I’ll call the drone,
Lock ‘em up while I tweet from the throne