Stymy Stymy Yuck

[CHORUS]
Stymy stymy YUCK, stymy yam, stymy BLEH
He blamin’ the globe while he tweetin’ in bed.
Stymy stymy WHAT, stymy WHO, stymy WRECK
Cryin’ ‘bout trade like he tripped on a spec!
Stymy stymy YUCK, stymy yam, stymy BLEH
Poutin’ through markets while numbers turn red.

[VERSE 1]
He got that gold-plated logic and a Teflon frown,
Slingin’ tariffs like tantrums while the Dow breaks down.
“They stymied us!”—yeah, sure, sweet pea,
Like you ain’t the one who threw the match on the tree.

Japan’s callin’ bankers, Seoul’s clenchin’ tight,
Vietnam tryna prep for a tariff night fight.
And meanwhile he postin’ like “I’m the best!”
While your sneakers and sushi just failed the test.

[CHORUS]
Stymy stymy YUCK, stymy yam, stymy BLEH
He bankrupt truth, now he praisin’ the Fed.
Stymy stymy WHAT, stymy WOE, stymy WRECK
Even Pinocchio said, “Girl, what the heck?”

[VERSE 2]
Got no plan but a “blame buffet,”
Doin’ loops in logic like it’s Groundhog Day.
Said he’s a genius, well bless that vibe,
Spellin’ ‘IQ’ with a rotary jive.

Global sell-off got a four-day bleed,
S&P cryin’ like a Wall Street reed.
Talkin’ ‘bout ripoffs while he rips off facts,
He stymied reality and called it a tax.

[CHORUS]
Stymy stymy YUCK, stymy yam, stymy BLEH
He tossin’ big words like truth’s in his debt.
Stymy stymy WHO, stymy HOW, stymy WHEN
He fightin’ the air like a windmill of men.

[BRIDGE]
The czar of spin, the drama chef,
Servin’ bluegrass fascism with nothin’ left.
He stymied the logic, the vibe, the goal,
Even Freud said “Honey, that’s outta control.”

[FINAL CHORUS]
Stymy stymy YUCK, stymy yam, stymy BLEH
A tweetin’ typhoon in a tariff ballet.
Stymy stymy WHAT, stymy WOW, stymy WHY
Slingin’ blame like biscuits from a drive-by.

Stymy stymy YUCK, stymy yam, stymy BLEH
It’s a broke Rolex in a Broadway play.
Stymy stymy WHO, stymy HOW, stymy WRECK
Trade war theater with a nervous tech check.

[OUTRO]
“He said he was stymied… baby, bless his bank. But we the ones countin’ pennies for a Costco tank.”