Hide Your Pets

V1:  
[Verse 1]
Donald said, “Hide your cats, yo, hide your pups real good!
Them immigrants will steal ’em, cook ‘em right here in your ‘hood!”
That’s straight from a real cat lady in Springfield, Ohio town,
Meanwhile, Kamala’s up there keepin’ it real, breakin’ it down!

[Chorus]
Oh, Lordy, we’re all laughin’, with Haiti and beyond,
‘Cause Donald’s slingin’ nonsense, singin’ his delusion song!
Hide your cats and hide your dogs, he’s shoutin’ on TV,
But Kamala said, “Come on now, we need real unity!”

[Verse 2]
He’s busy scarin’ folks with memes, throwin’ conspiracies around,
Kamala’s talkin’ common sense, keepin’ feet right on the ground.
She didn’t need no dirty tricks, just truth to lead the way,
While Donald danced with chaos, she brought light to save the day!

[Chorus]
Oh, Lordy, we’re all laughin’, with Haiti and beyond,
‘Cause Donald’s slingin’ nonsense, singin’ his delusion song!
Hide your cats and hide your dogs, he’s shoutin’ on TV,
But Kamala said, “Come on now, we need real unity!”

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V2:

Hide your pups, hide your cats, lock ‘em up tight
Donald’s spinnin’ tales, got us laughin’ all night

Donald said, "Yo, watch out, them pets ain't safe!
Immigrants cookin' cats, it’s a crazy state!"
But from a town in Ohio, the tale’s a joke,
Meanwhile, Kamala’s cool, breakin’ chains with a poke

[Chorus]
Bro, he said it’s true, I saw it on TV, whoa
Hide your dogs, hide your cats, oh no!
Nonsense flyin’, delusions high,
But Kamala’s here, bringin’ truth from the sky!

Donald’s feedin’ memes, stirrin’ up the crowd,
Kamala’s speakin’ sense, while he’s shoutin' loud.
No dirty tricks, she just keeps it real,
As Donald dances crazy, she's the one to heal!

[Chorus]
Bro, he said it’s true, I saw it on TV, whoa
Hide your dogs, hide your cats, oh no!
Nonsense flyin’, delusions high,
But Kamala’s here, bringin’ truth from the sky!

Donald’s spinnin’ tales, but we ain't swayed,
Kamala’s keepin' calm, truth’s here to stay